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Zale

Yesterday, 12:14 AM

*draws back the curtains to Emery's room to let the light shine in*
Good, you're awake.

Emery

Yesterday, 12:15 AM

*was very much not awake*

I am *now*, wtf, how did you even get in here?

Zale

Yesterday, 12:17 AM

Don't ask stupid questions, I'll be the one asking questions; you're the one on trial here.

Vaast: he picked the lock, you should really get a better one.

Emery

Yesterday, 12:17 AM

On trial for *what*, just how high are you!?

Zale

Yesterday, 12:19 AM

For the devastatingly mortal blow of breaking rule 6 of the one thing I thought we had: The Bro Code^tm

Emery

Yesterday, 12:19 AM

Ah....I see....

Zale

Yesterday, 12:21 AM

Zale: So you don't deny it? I'd like it shown on the record that the defendant doesn't deny it.

Vaast: I'm not your secretary.

Zale: whatever. YOU DON'T DENY IT

Emery

Yesterday, 12:24 AM

Listen, Vanya is a grown woman who can make grown woman choices. Besides, we haven't even *done* anything yet.

Zale

Yesterday, 12:27 AM

Zale: That may be true, but as her brother and fellow resident of the suffering assembly that lives next to you in that infuarating snow leopard's brain *and* has a room sharing a wall with Vanya, this can not stand. I'm here to inform you I'm invoking my legal right to try and seduce your sister in return.

Vaast: what the fuck are you talking about...?

Zale: Human things, you wouldn't understand

Vaast: sounds like you made it the fuck up....

Emery

Yesterday, 12:30 AM

I mean, you can certainly try, but Alise has had a crush on Talay since forever, I'm afraid you've got next to zero shot. Besides, aren't you in a situtationship with Adair?