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Zale

Yesterday, 12:32 AM

Don't underestimate my charms, lover boy.

How did yo-

*grumbles in sharing mind space with spotted*

Adair will understand this is a matter of honor.

Emery

Yesterday, 12:33 AM

Yeah I don't think that's how that works. You've never been in a relationship have you?

Zale

Yesterday, 12:34 AM

Zale: It's not a relationship....

Vaast & Emery: *long quiet stares*

Emery

Yesterday, 12:35 AM

Let's say I believe you, why do you care?

Zale

Yesterday, 12:36 AM

Because if you break her heart, then I'm also legally required to kill you, and I like you, we are chill!

Emery

Yesterday, 12:37 AM

I think Vanya is perfectly capable of murdering me herself if that were the case.

Zale

Yesterday, 12:43 AM

It doesn't matter which of us kills you, you will be dead, and dead is bad

Emery

Yesterday, 12:43 AM

I'm so lost, what are you asking me?

Zale

Yesterday, 12:48 AM

I'm telling you, if you don't mean it, don't fuck around with my sister. You're stable, relatively sane, have mostly healthy values, listen, loyal, are also traumatized...You're gonna be a good thing for her, prolly the best thing she's ever had, so don't. play. with. her. feelings.

Emery

Yesterday, 12:52 AM

Emery: *Relatively* sane??

Vaast: You do voluntarily chase down monsters.

Emery: Fair point.

Listen, I don't make it a habit of breaking hearts. But you know as well as I do we aren't always in control.

*stares in fourth wall right at spotted's soul*